When’s My 17th (or 18th) Birthday?

November 13, 2022? October 13, 2022? In 2021? On fifth week day on Tishrei 13th, 5784, third day after the Judgement Day?

November 13 or October 13 ?

It is a mystery about my birthday because my writers and directors do not provide any reliable facts about dates. However, October 13, 2022, has a high likelihood. Other dates are less probable. I present here a part of my birthday’s exact date examination. The full version is two A4 pages long, and you can read it in my novel.

Some people believe: November 13, 2006, is not a Friday. But October 13, 2006, is Friday. Did my director, Tim Burton, make a phantasy of a parallel universe where November 13, 2006, should be a Friday? Or was I (Wednesday Addams) so naive to believe I was born on Friday and did never check that November 13, 2006 was Monday? Or was I trolling Larisa Weems in such a stupid way?

Dr. Reggie Anwar’s death has not occurred as of November 9th. Just the “suicide note” (it was not suicidal) was dated November 9th. It had the wrong content (concerning the form of killing Garrett Gates) and a missing signature.

There is no proof that Dr. Anwar’s death occurred on Nov. 9, 2022, but many things speak against this date. Written dates, especially in connection with Dr. Anwar, can be wrong. E.g., the Gates Garrett autopsy record that Dr. Anwar should have written. Tyler gave that record to me. The autopsy record states that Garrett died in 1991, not 1990. The autopsy record also has other mistakes. According to it, Garrett dies at the place, where he was wounded, and at the same time, he dies in the hospital. According to the autopsy record, Garrett’s body was found in a sitting position.

But why should Tim Burton (& Co.) not write or correct the death note to Nov. 04/05/06 2022 ? The death occurred while parents visited Nevermore, but their visit was on a weekend; however, November 9, 2022, is Wednesday, not a weekend. Do Tim Burton (or Gandja Monteiro, or April Blair) never check the calendar? But why then do they regularly use Wednesdays and Fridays as death days for series characters (or days of attempted murder)? One coincidence is just a coincidence; two are clues; but three are proof, as I said, trying to paraphrase Agatha Christie.

This way, estimating my birthday on November 13 is based only on the fact chain that my birthday occurred soon after my parents weekend and the death of Dr. Anwar, where the (faked) “suicide note” was dated on November 9, 2022. If the date is not as reliable as the coroner’s, Dr. Anwar’s, death date, then one can’t say my birthday must be in November. However, Wednesday, November 9, 2022, is the next day after ‘Jack Crackstone’s return’. Because he returned at 6 o’clock in the night (early morning) of November 8, 2022, in the maximum total lunar eclipse over Jericho and Burlington, Vermont.

It’s clear: there is a higher probability that Tim Burton did not respect the real timing of the total lunar eclipse on November 8, 2022 (or Nov. 19, 2021?). The picture left shows the source of the date and time of the lunar eclipse in Burlington: https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/in/usa/burlington-vt?iso=20221108. But the probability that he obliviously did not respect that November 9 is Wednesday and not the weekend is very low.

Not everything the movie shows is suggested to be true. One should not just believe what you hear or see, as I said, trying to quote E. A. Poe.

Born in 2005 or 2006 ?

The theory of my birth in 2005 is based on the one hand, that may be I told just a sarcastic jock, I were born on Friday, the 13th. In 2025, there was no Friday 13th in Fall Foliage times. On the other hand, in 2021, there was also an (almost) total lunar eclipse in Jericho. Also, there are two fragments with dates in my TV series 2022 with the printed year 2021. The death report of the photo camera thief (September 2, 2021; he was found next evening after being killed on Wednesday by my love Tyler in Hyde form). Also, the date on the monitor of artificial breathing appears to be the day M. Walker was killed (by Larissa or another shiftshaper): Monday, November 15, 2021. If everything happened (not just filmed) in 2021, then in 2023 I must have my 18th birthday. I was born in 2005; the only birthday is on Friday; the 13th is in summer, but my parents made me the present gift in winter.

In favor of this theory is also the fact that the Jericho Harvest Festival was just a few days after I came to Nevermore. Vermont starts its Harvest Festivals late in September, mostly between the 22nd and the 25th. So the longest time between the beginning of my series and its end—the moon eclipse—would be if the moon eclipse appeared as late as possible, on November 19, 2021, and not already on November 8, 2022. I come in Nevermore clear at the beginning of Vermont Fall Foliage, id est the beginning or middle of September. The semester has already started; there is no way to immatriculate now for the semester already begun, but Weems and the board made an exception for me. The festival is something other than the Harvest one. In Series No. 5 (Parents Visit), the Fall Foliage is almost over. Nature says it must be the end of October. Between my escape try on Sept. 26, 2021 (Sunday, Harvest Festival) and Episode 4, where I resume my investigation about Olivia Davis, lay several weeks. An additional week for parents’ visits, and only after that, my birthday party, so it would be the end of October. One week more for killing Mayor Walker, after that kill of Dr. Kinbott, and a few days later, the moon eclipse.

It would also be more plausibly that I joke about my birthday’s day of month and day of week, just to make an allusion to being a witch (not the only joke: Weems says, “I’m sure it won’t be too challenging to play an uplifting Fleetwood Mac melody.” Me: “As long as you promise to hang me as a witch afterwards.”). After my adventures in 2021 and finishing my new novel, it took one year for Tim Burton to film my story and for Netflix to air it. Then My birthday could be a few days before October 20, 2021 (full moon before the bloody moon). But there is no chance to say when concrete. On 13 or 14 or 18 October?

So rather, it is more likely that some dates are confused. Calendar dates and names are very often confused in my series. Sometimes also hours and daylight. In episode 3, under the rain with Xavier, Woods is like in December; later, in Jericho’s view (Crackstone Monument), one sees fall foliage. So it could be that mid/late October 2023 I became 18 years old.

Calendar choice is significant.

However, there is another theory about the day of my birth. To understand this theory, my reader must pay attention to the fact that a week is approximately a time in which the moon increases or decreases by one half. And Wednesday or Friday are just the names of the third day or the fifth day of the week. But in one calendar, the week may start on another day than in another calendar. For example, some people start the week on Sunday and not on Monday. For them, the first day is Sunday, the third day is Tuesday, and the fifth day of the week is Thursday. So ‘I, Wednesday, was born on Friday’, can mean just that I was born on the fifth day of the week of some calendar, where Sunday is the week’s first day. Then my parents named me to honor the third day of this less-usual week, where Sunday is the week’s first day. Also, if I was born on the 13th, it must not mean October or November at all, or even any month of the 12 known from January to December. It just means that it was the 13th day after some months had started. It can also mean some month of the moon calendar, like Tishrei, the first month in the Jewish calendar that early Christians used.

This most mystical theory can be proved on the moon calendar, and episode 6 is in the winter, not on a single day but over four days, and the last full moon before the full bloody moon occurs several days after my birthday. Full moon in episode 6 occurs, and Enid claims that my birthday cake was even not cut by me. Because Bianca meets Walker junior at night and I go to Gates house after this, but its day. The dates 2021 are, according to that, confused.

According to that theory, I was born on Thursday, October 5, 2006. At the same time, it’s 13 Tishrei 5767, but Thursday is the fifth day after the Sabbath. So according to the moon calendar that the early Christians (or Jews) used, it was really the fifth day of the week on the 13th of the month.

Then everything is set right. On October 5, 2022, I became 16 years old and got my vision in Crackstone’s Grift, and Walker got the false Laurel’s death certificate. After a few days, on Friday evening, Walker and I get to the Gates house (40–45 minutes drive) from Jericho or Nevermore. Walker was assaulted. After this, I am not allowed to leave Nevermore. But on October 9, 2022, I still had not tasted Tyler’s birthday cake. I called Tyler at 16:33, and he drove me again to Gates House. At 19:55, there is a full moon; I showed it to Enid. According to astronomy, the moon on October 9, 2022, should be full, as you can see from my tower about Jericho. When me and Edind escaped the Gates house, the full moon was to be seen again; it’s in the position it should be at this time (20–40 degrees above the horizon).

One month later, on November 8, 2022, there was a new full moon. At the same time, on November 8, 2022, a lunar eclipse occurs in Jericho.

Because my birthday occurred in the late fall or winter of 2006 but not in 2005, in 2021 I could not become 16.

My birthday occurs a few days before one full moon before a full bloody moon in 2022, and the same date must be in 2006, the 13th day of a month and the 5th day of the week.

This can be only the 13th Tishrei, just before the shabbat (fifth day of the week), and in 2006 it was Thursday, October 5, 2006. This day (my birthday) is the third day after Judgement Day (Yom Kippur). The Judgement Day is the 10th Tishrei; after this are the 11th, 12th, and 13th Tishrei—my secret mystical birthday.

So when I tell in episode 1 that I was born on Friday, the 13th, I mean the fifth day of the (Jewish) week and the 13th day of (the first) month Tishrei of the year 5767 from the world creation, so according to the Jewish calendar: יוֹם חֲמִישִׁי 13 תִּשְׁרֵי  5767. (Jom Hameshi, 13th Tishrei, first month of the Jewish year.) Third day (3rd day) after Judgement Day. On Thursday, October 5, 2006.

So I shall publish my trailer after sunset on Wednesday, September 27, 2023 (13 Tishrei 5784, Fifth Day of the Week) or in the morning of September 28. It’s my 17th birthday, according to the old moon calendar of early Christians.

But now the question is, why are the Jewish calendar and calendar of early Christians so important to deep understand what happens in my series shown on Netflix?

I’ll give you the answer in my novel and in my web series.